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Scratchings and Jotlings on Books, Houses, Pets, Art, the Exigencies of Daily Existence, and Other Ephemera

Illogical

The Army has reported 94 individual cases of abuse–yet has also concluded that “no systemic failures were at fault.”

Apparently, being all you can be doesn’t involve using a brain.

And what about manly girls, I ask you

Still.

From the inbox

This, from Angela who is quite possibly the funniest person I know:

By the way did I tell you I got a dog?  I have the most adorable Cocker Spaniel.  She’s a brat too though…I bought a shock collar yesterday.  Ryan wanted to know if we could try it on him.  I had to explain that it was child abuse but perfectly suitable for the dog.  We were both confused by the time I was done.