There is absolutely nothing worse than seeing a cute guy order a frilly drink from Starbucks. I mean really, what normal woman wants to date a guy who drinks venti nonfat soy vanilla mochas with a shot of caramel and extra whip?
The fact is, there are certain things coffee was never meant to do. If you have to take a breath in the middle of reciting your coffee order, get in your car and drive to the nearest Baskin-Robbins instead. You’re not drinking a coffee, you’re drinking a milkshake. Dissolve a No-Doz in it, and you’ll be able to up your caffeine intake while you’re at it.
We had a contest at work to name the conference rooms (we moved into a shiny new building this week) and one of the bright young things, frappucino firmly clutched in one hand, won. “Let’s, like, name them after COFFEE DRINKS!!”
Let’s, like, gag me with a chocolate-covered spoon.