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The Salem witch trials continue to fascinate, both for readers and for writers. The novel is told from three points of view : Charity Fowler (who would do well to remember her name), her father Lucas, and her exotic aunt Susannah who appears the night Charity’s mother dies in childbirth. Charity harbors a dark secret and fears for her soul–a matter exacerbated by her strict and righteous father. Instead, she seeks solace from a group of conniving girls who tempt her into their play at witchcraft. She loses all sense of reason, and begins to think of her aunt as the devil.

Well, you can see where this goes. Ho hum.

About midway through, our trio of protagonists become caricatures; their characters aren’t believable, their actions hard to fathom, and their emotions unreal. The best part of the book was the section from Charity’s point of view; she is half mad from her own failings and the restrictions of Puritan society. But alas, this section is obviously not sustainable, and I can understand why Chance switches the POV. Unfortunately, this is to the detriment of the book.

All in all, this was a lifeless book–once Charity is no longer the focus–that may be historically accurate, but is eminently forgettable.

This weekend, we’re going to a Japanese bed and breakfast on Bainbridge Island. Steve found the place because he has decided the backyard needs to be a Japanese garden–and has been doing a ton of research. Which is how he found the Bloedel Reserve.

Alas, no one takes dogs, so Harry P is going to be boarded at the vet’s for the weekend. It’s a tough life.

I started this book rather hating the perfect heroine and her spare, perfect prose. Grace seems to have the life we all long for: an apartment in Manhattan, a full-time cleaning person, lots of spare time, a great marriage.

The only problem is that Laz, her husband has disappeared.

This is not an uncommon occurence, but usually when he returns he is so full of affection and love that Grace allows it to continue. At his behest not to bring anyone else into the situation, Grace pretends to everyone he is still around - she strews his items around for the maid to clean; she brings coffee to the doorman, just like he does; she makes his excuses to her parents and their best friends on their weekly Scrabble night, carting home leftovers for him to eat.

Only a day turns into two, and then a week and more. He’s never been gone this long. Grace’s life starts unraveling–without his presence to define hers, she starts to inhabit a dreamlike landscape in which nothing seems real. We start to realize that she has given up her own identity to be with Laz.

Solomon takes us through this tale of transformation; it’s interesting how her language, so precise and cool in the beginning transforms just as Grace does. Grace herself is sometimes quite irritating and you want to smack her, but she doesn’t seem unbelievable. Her parents are great characters. This literary chick lit is a good read for a mellow day when you don’t want to think too much but don’t want something utterly mindless either.

People who drag themselves into work even though they’re hacking up a lung and are more contagious than ebola.

You know, I’ve been sick more in the past year than I have been in the past five–and I blame it on recirculated office air and people who come in because they are “just too busy.”

So there.

but somehow, in my late night webbish peregrinations, I stumbled upon the What is Scientology web site. (I still haven’t figured it out, so if anyone has a clue, let me know.) They have all these testimonials, mainly talking about how scientology has helped them achieve fame and fortune. I particularly appreciated this gem from the Rev. Alfreddie Johnson, Jr., Founder of the World Literacy Crusade. One hopes his grasp of the written word is better than his history.

For billions of centuries, man has searched and searched, never really finding the answers. Mr. Hubbard’s spiritual technology is the solution to problems man has had to face for trillions of years.

In my experience with Mr. Hubbard’s processes and training, I have been able to confront and eliminate things that have caused ruin in my life. I have found that the barriers in life are the ones that I have created. As a result, I am more ethical, more creative and more successful. My goal of helping a billion human beings find answers to questions for themselves is unfolding right before my very eyes.

Part of my ongoing obsession with woodblock prints.

Sachiko Furui is a Japanese artist living in the United States. Born in Osaka, she combines the perspective of a mid 20th century shin hanga print with a more abstract, loose aesthetic. I’m in love with her work in progress, A Hundred Views of America. There’s such a range of style. Here are just a few.

Little Italy, Delaware

Mystic, Connecticut

Old North Church, Massachusetts

Portsmouth, New Hampshire

You can view more of Sachiko’s work on her site or you can bite the bullet and purchase a print at Verne Gallery.

There are certain women writers that I lump together in my mind because of a certain sensibility they share: Margaret Atwood. Carol Shields. Anne Tyler. To this list, I add Alison Lurie, a writer who in my opinion doesn’t get enough credit. Many of her real killers are dated, often set in the sixties and seventies, with old-fashioned “hip” dialogue and some social constructs that the modern woman may not have a lot of patience with, or even sympathy for. Nonetheless, her stories still whiz along, and she brings a deep sympathy to her characters.

The Nowhere City was another of my Barnes and Noble freebies–remaindered reprints of a book originally published in 1965. Paul and Katherine Cattleman move to Los Angeles from the academic world of New England. He has failed to get a teaching position, and takes a year-long job as a historian for a large corporation. Katherine is unhappy about moving to LA, reacting against the city’s fakeness with acute sinusitis.

Paul is not a faithful husband; he never has been and feels no guilt about it. And the things Katherine hates about LA–the sense of not having a history, not being real–are the very things he loves. He enters into a deep affair with a “beatnik” who lives in the slum of Venice (in itself interesting to me, because the landmarks described are familiar to me, but it’s a different world from the gentrified Venice Beach of today).

Yet Katherine embarks on her own journey, complete with an affair with a psychiatrist who is estranged from his starlet wife. Lurie captures the arc of the Cattlemans’ marriage through Katherine and Paul’s affairs with others—and the person who is ultimately changed by the California experience is Katherine; she who hates LA comes to embrace it wholeheartedly, while he who loves it–at least at first–is the one who remains static. I loved that the unhappy wife is the person for whom vistas open.

Lurie also captures the essence of LA as I remember it: artificial, lacking in history, a place where normal arbiters of taste and morals are somehow placed in abeyance. I can’t remember everything I’ve read by Lurie, except for The War of the Tates. This was a much better book. And I’ve got another of hers to read, so stay tuned.

One of my free Barnes & Noble books from the $25 dollar gift certificate. Martha has a miserable job as a fact checker for a women’s magazine, a series of hypercritical boyfriends, and a crippling self-esteem problem. While staying with her best friend’s parents on Fire Island, she stumbles into a group of goddess worshippers communing on the beach—and gets sucked into the community when she saves the leader from drowning. Throughout the book, Martha is involved with the rituals–Talking sticks, sweat lodges, man-bashing gatherings–but keeps a watchful eye on her own involvement. She wants the peace she thinks these women have, but knows deep down that they are just as petty and jealous as anyone else.

There were parts of this novel that had me laughing out loud: Prose wickedly satirizes the rituals, the goddess worship speak, the ubiquitous man-bashing. But there’s something liberating in Martha’s journey into and out of this feminist-on-steroids group. Good insight into the relationships women have with each other, the reader really gets a keen sense of Martha’s self-hatred in the beginning. Recommend.

Fast forward a few decades to a world in which autism has been completely eradicated by treatments given in the womb. Lou Arrendale belongs in a select group who was born too early to be completely cured. Nonetheless, he is doing very well as a high-functioning autistic: He has an apartment, a car, a fencing class, a crush on a “normal” and a good job at a pharmaceutical company where he and others are valued for pattern recognition skills.

Then he gets a new boss who resents what he calls preferential treatment for the autistic employees, and makes a threat; they will be fired if they don’t participate in a trial program reversing the effects of autism and making the same person, only normal. But what is normal? Why is normal better? And how could Lou be the same person if he weren’t autistic?

The Speed of Dark is a thoughtful, intelligent book that I would highly recommend in addition to–and even instead of–A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime. Moon has created strong, sympathetic characters, and provided the reader with rich insight into the workings of Lou’s brain. In turns hilarious and heartbreaking, this is one of the better, more thought-provoking books I’ve read in a while.

Why do all the Home Despots and Lowes always have hot dog stands right outside? I mean, why not hamburgers or sub sandwiches?

I think one of the reasons that Harry Potter is so popular with grownups is because it reminds us not only what we read when we were children, but how–the sense of wonder that kept us hunched under the covers with a flashlight, ears perked against wandering parents …

There are a lot of other great childrens’ series that invoke the wonder. Lately, I’ve found these a lot more interesting than anything else out there. Here’s an (admittedly incomplete) list of some of the standouts.

Philip Pullman.
His Dark Materials Trilogy: The Golden Compass - The Subtle Knife - The Amber Spyglass
Fabulous series. Like Harry Potter, only not. Much darker and more intellectual.

Garth Nix.
The Abhorsen Trilogy: Abhorsen - Lirael - Sabriel
What an imagination. Lirael was my favorite–kept me spellbound for hours.

Jenny Nimmo.
The Children of the Red King: Midnight for Charlie Bone - Charlie Bone and the Time Twister - Charlie Bone and the Invisible Boy
Although the cover of the last one is a blatant Harry Potter wannabe, this series is delightful.

Caroline Stevermer.
A College of Magic - A Scholar of Magic
In my mind, these two books are a little like Anne of Green Gables (once she’s grown up, but I can’t remember what those books were called) meets Gregory Maguire’s Wicked.

Madeleine L’Engle.
A Wrinkle in Time - A Wind in the Door - A Swiftly Tilted Planet - A Swiftly Tilted Planet
The classic. Loved them way back when, love them now. Also, the perfect place to start on the L’Engle journey, which then marches through YA novels to adult fiction and nonfiction.

Jonathan Stroud.
Bartimaeus Trilogy: The Amulet of Samarkand - The Golem’s Eye
Well, only two of the three written, and I’ve only read one of the two. But I appreciated the irreverent snarkiness.

Susan Cooper.
The Dark is Rising Sequence: Silver on the Tree - The Dark is Rising - Greenwitch - The Dark is Rising
I distinctly remember having this series when I was a kid, but when I went back to reread over Christmas, I couldn’t remember a whit of it. No matter, though; it’s a great series. The Dark is Rising is the best of the lot and perfect to read on Christmas afternoon, as I did.

Diane Duane.
The Young Wizards Series: So You Want to Be a Wizard - Deep Wizardry - High Wizardry - A Wizard Abroad - The Wizard’s Dilemma - A Wizard Alone - The Wizard’s Holiday - Wizards at War
Don’t let the lame titles put you off. This is one of the best series around: thrilling battle between good and evil, nice juxtaposition between the “real” world and the “wizarding” one, and strong but realistic characters.

Lloyd Alexander.
Chronicles of Prydain: The Book of Three - The Black Cauldron - Taran Wanderer - The Castle of Llyr
I can still see these tattered paperbacks from reading them over and over when I was an anklebiter. In particular, there was one battle scene I read over and over and over. I couldn’t find that particular scene–or at least my memory of it–on my reread of this series last week. But wow, it’s still great.

1. White House Fought New Curbs on Interrogations, Officials Say
2. Bush Says Military Tsunami Aid Helps Foreign Image
3. Bush Urges Rigorous High School Testing
4. Bush Regrets Language That Hurt U.S. Diplomacy
5. Big-Money Contributors Line Up for Inauguration
6. Inauguration Shutdown Of Downtown Extensive
7. Tracking Down Immigrant Fugitives
8. Witness: Graner Ordered to Beat Prisoners
9. U.S. Tells D.C. to Pay Inaugural Expenses
10. U.S. Trade Deficit Rises to New High; More Risk to Dollar

Nothing says FU to the FAA quite like this. Or hello to Homeland Security. Seriously, I would love to pack one of these babies through another stupid security checkpoint. From Vlieger & Vandam:

there is definitely something about this CD that I cannot explain; I listen to a lot of independent electronic music basically buying on impulse at times; and this CD has probably stood out on all of them, not because it’s popular cause it’s not but I some how identified with it. When you get this cd only two things can happen either you despise it or love it to death. After a couple of weeks of listening to this CD, out of nowhere I was inspired to take up baking, I have no idea why, but now I am making pies and cakes for everyone, and they all say I’m pretty good at it. Now I am considering opening a pastry shop and calling it Merkin Miracle and I don’t care if the name sounds weird cause once they taste my pastry they will realize the miracle of merkin, Thank you Merkin Dream I owe all of my pies and cakes to you and the cinnamon rolls too.

I really need to get Harry Potsticker fixed.

He’s discovered he can hump. It doesn’t really matter WHAT he’s humping: Steve’s leg (that’s a favorite), a pillow, a rug. Even the air. And he’s doing it with a vengeance, as though he knows he will no longer have the urge in a couple weeks.

Snippity snip snip.

I wasn’t so sure about the Ralph Lauren river rock green paint, but now I’m sold. Also, nearly done scraping the floors. Okay, so it doesn’t look great–but boy it’s an improvement.

Woke up this morning to snow. I hope it keeps coming down.

You and me both…
WANTED - Used LAPTOP - $300
I am looking for a Windows XP laptop to last me about 12-18 months before I purchase new. Must have wireless capability or be upgradable for my in home wireless network. Will consider higher cost machines if have 512 RAM, 24X CD/DVD read drive, installed wireless, long battery life (and/or extra batteries).

Too disturbing for words …
WANTED - Wedding white fingertip veil.
2 layer. White fingertip length pencil edge. Could be slightly used.

Ferrets and furniture …
Free Loveseat & Chairs!!! Must go 1/8/05! FREE
The Washington Ferret Rescue & Shelter is cleaning house and has some furniture that needs to find a new home. We have one loveseat in a light brown pattern and also the blue chairs that are pictured. These are used pieces that have seen many years of wear but if given a good cleaning have years left in their lives.

Sex personals for doggies …
I have a big(15″)Beagle male, do you have a female? I have an almost 3 yr old Beagle. He is the 15″ version. Tricolored with a great temperment. His papa was a grand champion. We don’t use him for hunting and never plan to. He has turned into an almost all the time inside dog. Like to breed him with a Lemon Beagle or possibly another tricolored. Beagles are a very social dog and ours needs a companion. Pictures please if you have any of your dog.

Lively lunchtime discussion about wedding registries.

One coworker said that when she gets married, she will register becuase it would be nice to have matching dishes and pots and pans. Another said that he had once been an anti-registry person but changed his mind when he got married–mainly because if you’re going to get gifts, you may as well get what you want, and there are always the people who will not listen to the no gifts idea.

Which all basically comes down to the stuff, doesn’t it?

Look, I’m as avaricious and greedy as the next person; I like to be surrounded by beautiful things. I also am the first to admit that I’ve filched a lot of really nice family things from my mother. But you know, if I really wanted matching dishes, I could buy them myself.

On the other hand, Steve’s and my problem is not having too little, it’s having too much.

Didn’t snow last night. If anything, it was warmer than it has been all week. But a lovely gray gloom, so I’m happy.