Steve has taken to describing all the work the previous owner did as “an abortion.”

For example, he has been painting the living room walls–and has had to scrape, spackle, and sand with an electric sander because it’s “an abortion.”

The patched over leaks around the skylights are “abortions.” The jerry-rigged kitchen is “an abortion.” And naturally, the deck on the garage, which he tore down a couple of months ago is retroactively “an abortion.”

He makes me laugh.

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