Department of Completely Pointless Things
by Zia ~ June 7th, 2005. Filed under: Ephemera.From Wonderful Graffiti:

The copy: Email us a list of your potential houseguests and we’ll turn it into a Graffiti Word Search. We’ll add “welcome” in your choice of colors somewhere in the middle of your word search.
The price: $110
Or there’s this, from the same place:

The copy: Consider creating a custom size and substituting “Jack” with the name of that certain someone who works too hard.
The price: $43