The Indignity of Being Green
by Zia ~ October 29th, 2005. Filed under: Pets.“That is the lamest Yoda costume I’ve ever seen,” Steve informed me after I had painted Harry with green food coloring, garbed him in burlap, and stuck one of those glow in the dark tubes in his belt as a light saber.
I have to admit he was right. Despite all my planning, I hadn’t gotten around to getting the stuff beforehand. Still, we ambled down to Dogoween . It was a nightmare of too many people, too many dogs, and too many people and dogs on the loudspeaker. We came home instead. Harry ripped off the costume. Now he’s sitting in the yard, hoping the green wears off.
