Bumper Stickers
by Zia ~ December 9th, 2005. Filed under: Random.I hate them. You know, the “Abortion stops a beating heart” bumper stickers. Or anything about politics. But I’m an equal opportunity hater too; if I see another Volvo with “Pro-child, pro-choice” displayed on the back, I’ll scream.
Yesterday, on my way back from a Trader Joe’s run, I saw a bumper sticker that read, “God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I ate him.” And all I could think about was that this person is NO BETTER than all the “God is my co-pilot” people. I mean, come on. Talk about disrespectful.
December 9th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
I’ve seen maybe five genuinely funny or thought-provoking bumper stickers in my life. Me, I can’t stand putting something on my car that can’t easily be removed. The closest I’ve come to customizing like that is when I got one of those make-your-own-message license plate holders. For a year it announced that I’d bought my car from Giant Squid Motors.
December 9th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Hmmm, that’s much sexier than Mazda Renton … I’ll have to think about getting one …
December 9th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
Dog is My Co-pilot.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
But have you ever noticed that only Subarus have dog co-pilots?