I Really Hate E-Mail Forwards
by Zia ~ January 3rd, 2006. Filed under: Random, Webbish.but have to confess that this one made me laugh:
One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,
“I’ll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
“And what can I get for you, sir?” she asks George W.
He replies,“How about a quickie?”
“Mr. President,” the waitress says, “How rude you’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven’t even been in office for your second term but for only a short time now.
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,
“It’s pronounced ‘quiche”