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Scratchings and Jotlings on Books, Houses, Pets, Art, the Exigencies of Daily Existence, and Other Ephemera

Unfortunately Zia

As Wade puts it, a “fun or sad interweb game” in which you google “Unfortunately, yournamehere.”

“Unfortunately Zia died in the 1988 plane
crash.”

“Unfortunately Zia was initially brought to the public’s attention for all the wrong reasons.”

“Unfortunately, Zia and Sonia who complete the new foursome have not been brought
up to react in horror.”

“Unfortunately, ZIA does not protect data once an application has read it.”

“Unfortunately, Zia was wrong this time and west won with the queen.”

Misfortune – Wesley Stace

MisfortuneRose Olds is born just to be abandoned. Saved from a garbage heap by Lord Geoffroy Lovell in answer to his prayers for an heir, the baby is taken home and named after his sister, who fell out of a tree and died many years before. Geoffroy had an unhealthy obsession with his sister when she was alive–and an even more unhealthy obsession with her memory. So great is his grief that he retained her governess, Anonyma, who now holds the post of house librarian and who, to exclusion of all else, pursues a scholarly obsession with the poet Mary Day. Thus, when the baby girl is brought home, Geoffroy sees her as the incarnation of his dead sister and marries Anonyma to provide the child legitimacy.

Which is all very good and well, but there’s a hitch: Rose Olds is not, in fact, a girl. She is a boy. And she doesn’t discover the fact until she’s ten years old. And this leads to a gender-bending confusion of identity that culminates in the family being kicked out of Love Hall by pecuniary relatives intent on their own gain. But the poet Mary Day saves the day, as surprises everyone but Anonyma. As it turns out, she is more closely connected to Love Hall than anyone had guessed, and the novel proceeds to its predictable ending.

I first chose this off the library shelf because it sounded like Middlesex meets The Crimson Petal and the White. And it was, with the merest tip of Tipping the Velvet, a dash of John Irving, and a even a sprinkle of Charlotte Perkins Gilman. As a result, I wanted to like it. I really, really did.

But I didn’t. Oh, I didn’t hate it or anything. Its imagery was delightful, both whimsical and endearing in its peculiarity. It was one of those start and stop novels; I lost interest in the pages of sometimes didactic explication, only to be drawn in again with great, well-written scenes. But overall, the story plodded, especially after Rose discovers that she is actually a she.

Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife – Linda Berdoll

Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife: Pride and Prejudice ContinuesIn my recent rereading of all things Austen, I plucked Mr Darcy Takes a Wife off my bookshelf again for a quick reread. And while my original post on the book still stands, I wanted to add a couple of things.

The story’s pretty good — perhaps a little over-the-top and sometimes unconvincing. Darcy is unremittingly uxorious; Elizabeth adapts to gracious living with complete ease. Neither rings absolutely true to character. Still, it doesn’t really matter because, after all, this is a romance, and we are all so grateful for having a continuation of Pride and Prejudice that we’re willing to overlook a lot.

The language, on the other hand, is appallingly bad. Midway through, I started getting really irritated with the howbeits and albeits. There’s at least one per page. In fact, the whole book reads as though Berdoll first wrote in modern day English — and then went back and tortured her prose into twisted convolutions of itself. Harsh? Perhaps, but sobeit.

Meme

3 Names You Answer to:
Zia
Z
munshi

3 Parts of Your Heritage:
Indian (dots, not feathers)
Indian (feathers, not dots)
Norwegian (!!!)

3 Things That Scare You:
Dentists
My never-ending hypochondria
Deadlines

3 Everyday Essentials:
Sleep
Caffeine
E-mail

3 Things You’re Wearing:
Jeans
One of Steve’s flannel shirts
clogs

3 Favorite Songs:
Silence
Silence
Silence

3 Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeal to You:
Broad shoulders
Strong hands
Steve, basically

3 Things You Want in a Relationship:
Someone who makes me laugh (got it)
Support (got it)
A househusband (don’t)

3 Favorite Hobbies:
Reading
Pottery (this is new)
Blogging

3 Things to Do Before You Die:
Finish the two novels I’m working on
Live overseas again
Become filthy rich and famous writing, so I can live overseas again

3 Places You Want to Go:
India again (slated for this year, again)
China
England for stately home tours

3 Ways You’re Stereotypically Female (or male if you’re a guy):
“Do I look fat? No, seriously.”
Sappy commercials make me teary
I really hate the fact that I’m only 32 and already going gray.