As if the bathroom weren’t enough …

Steve called this morning to see if his mother had made it off okay.

Actually, let’s rephrase that. He ostensibly called to see if his mother had left, but really just wanted to inform me that we are ripping out the kitchen cabinets tonight.

“All of them?” I asked.

“Yep.”

“Will we have anything in there? I mean, will we even be able to make coffee?”

“Oh,” he said offhandedly. “We’ll make coffee in the bathroom.

This is my life, people.