A Surfeit of Soap
So I’ve been making soap like there’s no tomorrow. I’m up to ears in it. Steve is threatening divorce. Well, that’s probably because a. I set the kitchen on fire the other day; and b. apparently the source of the kitchen drain clog was unsaponified soap from when I used to clean out all the pots as soon as I made the stuff. Anyway, does anyone want some? Let me know what flavors you like, and I’ll send you a little soapy care package.
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I would love some soap! Do you have anything, um…not girly? Our local soap shop has one that I think is called “Moroccan Spice” that I like. Its scent suggests dark wood paneling, club chairs, and butlers.
You know, I just made a soap from a fragrance oil that was described as dark wood paneling, cigars, and libraries. Personally, it makes me hurl, but may be just what you’re looking for. E-mail me your address and I’ll send you a bar. Oh, I’ll send you something else that isn’t girly too in case this one makes you hurl as well.
Seriously, there must be some more takers. You’ll be doing me a real favor. Here’s what I have (and in case you’re wondering, I use a combo of fragrance and essential oils):
–Rose
–A rosy clovey thing
–No stinkum steve
–A flowery soap with kaolin clay that’s very nice for shaving legs
–A lemony clean fresh one
–An oceany clean fresh one
–The one that makes me hurl (great advertising, huh?)
–Madame Pomfrey’s Pepper Potion Detox Bar (in celebration of Harry Potter coming out, and yes, made with pepper essential oil)
–Salty Dog salt bars (these things are amazing; they take a good long time to get going latherwise, but then it’s like lotion–also very exfoliating)
—-The best facial soap you’ll ever use (nothing but extra virgin olive oil, beeswax and honey)
–Tide scented (yes, Tide)
–Neroli basil
–Super duper kitchen soap to take the smells off your hands (very weird and lathers brown, but I love it, made with coffee and chocolate and scented with petitgrain.)
Does the offer still stand? If so I’d like the oceany one. Let me know. callista83 AT cogeco.ca