On kitchen appliances, and who writes this crap anyway?
I just crockpotted a whole chicken–just took the skin off and threw it in there with a can of tomatoes, an onion, some garlic, and some marjoram. Pretty cool. Except for the fact that the stupid knob on the lid fell off, and it turns out that when you factor in shipping for a replacement part, it would actually be less expensive to haul myself down to Fred Meyer and buy a new one. Which is one of those things that just makes you grumpy because it shouldn’t be cheaper to be more wasteful, but I guess that’s the way it goes.
Anyway, in my webbish peregrinations searching for a new lid (or better yet, just the KNOB) I came across this lovely gem of complete and utter crap.
I mean, who writes this stuff anyway?
A company called Sneakin Design, that’s who. And guess what? They’re recruiting! Yes, that’s right, they’re looking for writers (“The only requirements are that you can read and write in American English… That’s it!”), and you too can join the ranks of people making 50 Phillipino pesos per article.
Obviously, someone’s making money on these advertising-driven pages, but it’s certainly not these poor (in every sense of the word) writers.
Anyway, I was curious about whether there would be any more gems in the registered users area, so I registered. I now have the opportunity to submit two sample articles to see if they like my work. Better yet, I don’t have to scout around for topics either, because they’ve given me some to choose from:
Gonorrhea
Gall-Bladder
Gardening
Oil-Painting
Credit-Cards
Woohoo!
Comments
hahahaha…… so go on, did you write an article for them and which one did you choose.
Have you tried your local Salvation Army or other second hand store for lids? I’ve replaced lids for several pots and pans that way.
Pax,
MLO
No article–they can’t afford me! Ahem …
MLO, thanks for the suggestion. I would have taken you up on it, but Steve ended up buying a new, much larger one. We’ll keep the old one around for emergencies. Or rather, it’ll probably end up being what I use to infuse oils for soap …
Hi there,
I just came across this post during a random search; I agree wityh what you were saying about the weak quality of the writing, however I am pretty sure that it was not written with quality in mind. It is most likely just an MFA site (made for adsense) hoping the visitor will be turned off by their content and click an ad to leave the page for somewhere more interesting, and is ‘keyword stuffed’ to help it rank well on google for terms like “Rival crockpot replacement parts” – try a search of that term on google and this site ranks pretty high.
So basically they are very good at making avery bad site on purpose. LOL