Archive for the 'Webbish' Category

Bye bye Facebook.

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

I am deleting my Facebook account.

There’s been a lot lot of noise about privacy and what have you on the Web, and I really don’t feel the need to add anything to what anyone else says. They’re a company; they sell information–and that’s life in the 21st century. The myth of privacy at this point is just that: a myth. To be really honest, I don’t know how much that bothers me. What does bother me, however, is that I’ve noticed a huge surge in spam since I signed up for the service. Stupid me for not using a junk e-mail address. Now I’m not saying that they are the reason my e-mail address has been released into the hands of spammers–but I have noticed that in their Privacy Policy , they do not, at any point, ever, nowhere, nohow state, “We do not sell your e-mail addresses.” What they say is:

Facebook is about sharing information with others — friends and people in your networks — while providing you with privacy settings that restrict other users from accessing your information. We allow you to choose the information you provide to friends and networks through Facebook. Our network architecture and your privacy settings allow you to make informed choices about who has access to your information. We do not provide contact information to third party marketers without your permission.

What that says to me is that you have to jump through hoops to make sure your e-mail address isn’t sold. And I’m pretty sure I set my privacy settings at a high enough level–though it was long enough ago that I don’t remember.

And here’s the thing: I don’t like Facebook enough to deal with it. As I mentioned a few posts ago, I have, like, zero interest in being a werewolf or a vampire, I don’t want to fly some fighter jet, and I think writing on someone’s wall is a complete and utter waste of time. And trust me when I say that I’m really good at wasting time without someone else’s help.

it may seem like I’m a naysayer, but that’s not it at all. I love technology as much as the next person. Here I am, after all, blogging. I write about technology (granted for pay). And maybe that’s the point: I’m freelance, which means that I spend the majority of my workdays sitting alone in the shack in front of a computer. 90 percent of my communication during the average day is by e-mail. I work with people I’ve never talked to on the phone, much less met in person. I don’t complain–indeed, it’s a-okay with me. But free time? Well, I don’t want to write on someone’s wall.

Facebook puzzles me because it doesn’t have a clear purpose. I mean, linkedin connects business people; youtube lets you post videos; flickr is for photos. Facebook rolls a whole bunch of functions into one uber site, and while yeah, it’s the natural progression technologically-speaking, I think in some ways social networking has become a concrete example of the way technology has fractured interpersonal relationships. It’s bad enough when I tell Steve to e-mail me his racing schedule when he lives in the same house. It’s worse when the only time I hear from people that I’d like to hear from is when they invite me to plant a peapatch. Or whatever. The point is that yes, I’m now in contact with friends I haven’t heard from in a long time–but when it comes down to it, I’m not really in touch at all. Instead, I’m still sitting in front of my computer without any real connection to who they are as people.

I do not want to be a vampire.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Nor do I want to be a werewolf, a slayer, a fleet commander, or santa. I do not want to plant a green patch or get a free aircraft. I don’t really care all that much about six degrees of separation or solving other people’s online jigsaw puzzles. This is all to say that Facebook is great for getting back in touch with people, but I’d rather stay in touch the “old-fashioned way.” Yep, send me an e-mail.

Nothing between you and google but a couple of brain cells.

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Okay, this is pretty funny. Remember that little time waster [your name] needs?

Apparently, the [your name] part is confusing. I’ve gotten 140 hits in the past three days for people searching for “your name needs.”

Hey Mr. 71.87.179.214

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Well, I assume you’re a Mr. because I assume that most people who search for porn online are men. But I could be wrong. In which case, please accept my sincerest apologies for making assumptions about your gender. And I’m assuming that it’s not your gender that’s in question here. I mean, it’s not like you were googling “transsexual porn” or “shemale” or “girls with penises” or any of those other things that I’m seriously going to regret putting into a blog post because the search engines are going to go crazy now.

No, what apparently interests you is “vitiligo porn.”

We’re back and it’s time for a new template

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

A three-columned template, which is something I’ve been seeking for, like, three years.

The only thing I don’t like about this (other than the niggling little details, which even I can fix) is that when you click on categories, or archives, or search, it comes up with incomplete posts appended with a “read more.” Personally, I find the need to click and click and click some more to be only slightly less irritating than reversed out 5 pt type on a black background. So if there are any wordpress gurus out there, PLEASE tell me how to modify. I can’t pay you, but I’ll send you some handmade soap …

Not particularly work safe

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

but very funny.

Dear MySpace Users

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

Please, please stop hotlinking images. It’s obnoxious. More than that, I really don’t want to be associated in any way, shape, or form to your stupid page with pictures of you pouting in front of a mirror with a digital camera. I don’t want to hear “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me” pounding out of my laptop speakers as all your stupid little friends are all, like, “I luv u 4ever!!!!!” and “OMG, you are soooooooooooooo hotttttttttt!!!!!!!”

And believe me when I say that the world does not need to be exposed to your whale tail.

You have singlehandedly set the women’s movement back about 4 million years. I never once thought I would ever say this, but you know what? You are asking for it. Seriously.

You’re embarrassed by your parents? That’s nothing compared to what you’re going to face. In 15 years, your children–who will be parents themselves if they follow your example–are going to be so appalled at what you’ve allowed everyone to see that they’ll become born agains just to rebel.

Yeah, yeah, I know. If MySpace were a country it would be the 11th largest in the world. Unfortunately, Bush wouldn’t be able to go in swinging his WMD argument because he’d know that it was too stupid a nation to have WMDs. Though come to think of it, he probably has a page there. But that’s a digression from my main point, which is, quite simply this: You are scary, scary people. Now stop stealing my bandwidth.

[your name here] + needs =

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

I stumbled across this somewhere, and if you need to waste two minutes, here it is … five minutes if you blog it. Google “[your name] needs” and see what you come up with.

Apparently, I am touchy feely:
“Zia needs support.”
“Zia needs to reach the heart.”
“Zia needs to reach out honestly.”

And apparently, I need to drink more:
“Zia needs 30-40 shooters.”

But then I need to drink less:
“Zia needs to be put back in the bottle.”

Okay, five minutes wasted. Back to major soapmaking marathon. I’ve gotten bad about posting soaps, but in the past week I’ve made:

– Lavandin / spruce / orange / litsea / amrys / rose FO
– Another complicated blend that I forgot to write down, and can’t remember everything that’s in there
– Lavender / orange / peppermint
– Another batch of modified castile with beeswax and honey
– Another batch of the all-new the No Stinkum Steve.

Actually, let me waste another five minutes.

The all new NSS is the final NSS. It’s awesome. It’s made with anise, lavender, tea tree, and peppermint and colored with activated charcoal so it’s BLACK. I just cut it this morning:

A little problem with usage …

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Apparently, Vonage is expecting its customer base to go the way of its stock price–that is to say way, way down. How else to explain the title of its mass e-mailing? Yep, introducing the “Vonage Alumni Newsletter.”

Lackluster bloggishness

Monday, March 12th, 2007

I’m thinking about retiring the blog.

I’ve kept this thing going for over three years now. It’s gone through several iterations, chronicled the ephemera of my life, and I don’t regret what is, after all, an exercise in narcissism. But these days, it just feels pointless–and frankly, I’m not having fun with it anymore. More to the point, I have the sneaking suspicion that blogging is keeping me from working on the novel.

I don’t know; maybe this is just a phase. Maybe I’m just depressed.

Need a podcast receiver that works with Vista 64-bit?

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Forget accounting programs, printer drivers, and all that other junk that doesn’t work. what I really needed was a podcast receiver that would. After googling around, found Happy Fish; its programmer Will was looking for Windows Vista 64-bit testers. And it works! And it’s free! Besides which, Will is a really nice guy (and I think must also be a designer, considering the super slick way HF looks). Download here.

Kiki: the Wiki

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

And if you go by how my grandmother pronounced Kiki, it actually rhymes.

Link

Conde Nast Dream Trip Contest

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

My mother called this morning because she was having problems uploading her photo for this contest. Well, who could resist? I won’t win–I wrote the thing in two seconds–but if you feel compelled to vote for me, I won’t complain.

New Template

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
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Mr. WordPress is a Slut

Monday, February 19th, 2007

This is hysterical, especially if you’ve been using WordPress for a long time.

Via Petrona

Letter Meme

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

I’ve been tasked by Literate Kitten to come up with 10 things I like that start with the letter “A” (because the opposite of “Z”?) So …

1. Aardvarks. Well, not the actual creature, but the word. With that double a, it reminds me of classrooms and who got to beat out the erasers in second grade. We all fought for that dubious honor.

2. alibris. That would be alibris.com–great for out of print books. I’m still holding out for a hardback copy of Ann Moray’s Rising of the Lark that’s under $50. I loved that book as a kid, but the paperback simply will not do. I need that pale blue cloth cover, and the squidgy old-fashioned font.

3. Amazon.com. Is this cheating? Two book sites? Well, I adore Amazon, though I rarely order from them. Frankly, they piss me off. Like they’ll say 5 day shipping, but it takes an additional 5 days to leave their warehouse. What’s that about?!? I order from bn.com instead. So why, then, is Amazon on the list? Because they are great to research books and perfect to store to read lists. Just not so good to order from.

4. Apples. And not just apples from the store, but sweet tart honeycrisps with their streaky skins on a brisk fall morning.

5. Absolutes. As in aromatherapy. I just spent an ungodly sum on a small vial of rose absolute, and it is the most divine thing ever. Alas, all the scents I really love–rose, Mitsouko perfume–make Steve tell me I smell like his grandmother. Apparently, this is not sexy.

6. Arpeggios. I love the word; it sounds like what they are. I liked arpeggios when I took piano lessons too, because I have big hands and was good at them. Well, mainly those for c and g. Too many sharps and flats kinda stumped me.

7. Almond paste. Not marzipan, but the almond paste you can buy for pastries. YUM.

8. Astrology. It’s kind of pathetic, but I love reading my horoscope. Never mind the fact that you can apply pretty much anything to pretty much anyone. Really, I think most horoscopes are basically about self-affirmation. But hey, it works.

9. Auctions.I’m a huge, huge eBay fan, mainly for Japanese prints but also for books and household sundries. Artelino.com is a wonderful Japanese print auction site (and even better for research). Also, I’ve started branching out to some local auction houses, where you can leave your bid and then they tell you whether you’ve won or not. Haven’t won anything yet, but it’s fun.

10. The alphabet. How could any reader/writer skip this one? And who came up with the tune, anyway?

Let’s keep it going! I am going to copy Litkitten and say that if you want a letter, leave me a comment.

Dark Room

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Bill just sent me a link to Dark Room, which is, in their words:

… a full screen, distraction free, writing environment. Unlike standard word processors that focus on features, Dark Room is just about you and your text.

The thought of just me and my text is terrifying.

It’s also green on black, like those old Wangs the State Department used to use.

The Great Firefox 2 vs. IE7 Debate

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

I used Firefox for a brief period a while ago, and didn’t like it at all. It was the tabbed browsing. It was hard to get used to.

Then I got downloaded IE7 and really got into the tabbed browsing thing. But sheesh, my antispyware programs were dizzy with overuse. It seemed like I had an “attempted browser hijack” every single day–this with regular use of Spyware Blaster (with real time protection), AdAware, and Spybot AND TrendMicro AND an enabled firewall.

So I’ve gone back to Firefox. And is it just my imagination or is IE7 a) really, really slow and b) memory hog?

*** I just posted this, and it seems like WordPress is responding much more quickly too. I’d noticed that WordPress was CRAWLING. Does it have something to do with IE7 not handling AJAX well?

Zia’s Word Meme

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

A word that describes me is …
Grumpy.

My favorite word is …
Cunctation. Because it sounds like it’s dirty, but it’s not. Also because it’s obsolete, so it makes me feel smart. (It means a delay.)

My least favorite word is …
Classy. Let’s face it, if you have to describe something as classy, it’s probably not.

Use the two words in a sentence …
When her date finally appeared toward the end of Act II, he excused his extreme cunctation by explaining that he had to buy a classy suit.

A word I always have to think twice about pronouncing is …
Manure. My mother always said matyoor for mature, so I always want to say manyoor. And that just doesn’t sound right.

Dictionaries … printed or online?
I have a gazillion dictionaries, but still tend to use dictionary.com.

A word whose meaning I cannot seem to retain no matter how many times I look it up …
Bathos. Admittedly, one doesn’t come across bathos very often, but whenever I hear/read “pathos,” I remind myself to look up bathos for the umpteenth time.

Open a dictionary to a random page and find a word you don’t know. Post the word and the definition.
facinorous: atrociously wicked

Use the new word and the word you can never remember in a sentence.
Despite the vampire’s attempts to look facinorous, he only succeeded as a bathetic figure.

One of the most overused in my area of work/study is …
Leverage. God, I hate that word. Impact (as a verb) is a close second.

Happy 1,004th Post to Me

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Three full years of managing to keep a blog somewhat current. Six different names, 10 different templates, and two different platforms (Blogger and WordPress). Ah, the halcyon days of yore.

And may I just point out that the people who used to make fun of me for blogging now have blogs of their own?

AJAXed with AWP