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The Bathroom Demo Begins. Again.

This time we mean it. Here we go …

Steve cut this bit out months ago to see if we could get rid of the jog in the wall.

More …

All gone!

This mold is DISGUSTING. We put on masks and gloves, and carried it out as quickly as possible.

The original window area reappears.

Steve realizes that even though we have the new window, he doesn’t have the right tools here to install it. That’s okay; he’s shirtless and his muscles are flexing.

And now it’s like bathing in a Roman ruin. Except that they didn’t have plastic sheeting. Or blue bathtubs.

We were going to start on the floors tomorrow, but Steve realized that he needs to start taking the boat up to yet another race at 5 in the morning — not 5 in the evening as he had originally thought.

“I didn’t hear the phone ring over the sound of my AK47.”

My mother, who is going to Iraq tomorrow, has been in training classes for the past week and a half. She’s been busy and so have I; thus, we’ve been playing phone tag. Serious phone tag. The latest? She was just at the shooting range, practicing with an AK47, a rifle, and a shotgun.

She’s in heaven. After all, this is my mother, the one who’s an NRA card-toting member of the Democratic Party. Okay, maybe she doesn’t have the actual card, but she’s there in spirit. The first time she came to visit me in “the wilds of Idaho,” my then-boyfriend wanted us to take his gun with us to Sun Valley in case we broke down in the middle of nowhere. I refused. She accepted. I refused again, on the basis that I didn’t want to be around a loaded gun. She insisted. “You’ll never know it’s there,” she assured me, popped it into her purse, and off we sped to the swishy Sun Valley Lodge. The gun nestled happily in her purse all weekend long, amid rumpled Kleenex and hand lotion.

Don’t get me wrong; I’ve shot guns, including an AK47 and an Uzi. But I’m really bad at it and to be frank, they scare me. She, quite obviously, doesn’t suffer the same qualms. That’s probably a good thing. And as one of her fellow trainees said, “I wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley.”

Vonage Problems

For the past month or so, I’ve been having problems with Vonage: dropped calls; fading in and out; weird echoes. The problems intensify whenever I’m connecting to a conference calling number. And for the past couple of weeks — ever since I listened to a podcast on net neutrality — I’ve been wondering if this is not unintentional on the part of ISPs.

And now I am vindicated. According to Russell Shaw:

Over the last couple of years, when I’ve wanted to take the temperature of the Vonage user community, I’ve often stopped at the Vonage Forum … I have been noticing a growing number of posts in which many Vonage users and Vonage Forum Members have been complaining about the quality of Vonage calls over Comcast broadband connections.

It’s interesting that there are relatively few similar complaints about the quality of these Vonage calls over other broadband provider networks. Occasionally you’ll read about Verizon or AT&T complaints, but rarely.

But something has happened. Two weeks ago, a Vonage Forum Member named rdstoll began a Vonage Forum thread called Comcast vs. Vonage. The last time I checked, this thread had 116 posts and nearly 7,000 page views. That’s an exceptionally high number.

Although you will see all manner of opinions on this thread, there seems to be a sentiment that – politely put – Comcast could really be doing a better job of carrying Vonage bits.

There’s not much of a leap from that belief to one, expressed by some Vonage Forum Members, that the connection quality problems they are having over their Comcast lines just might not be coincidental …

To make a little leap of my own, perhaps this has something to do with the fact that Comcast now offers its own VOIP service. Consider this: Vonage costs $25 a month while the Comcast service costs $40. How better to get Vonage business than by discrediting the company? And how better to discredit the company than to refuse processing its packets?

And there you have it. The need for net neutrality. It’s interesting to note that the only people who are against it are the telecom companies. The only way they can make money is to bundle their services — and naturally, they can’t bundle services if other people are offering them for less.

My Mother is Insane

This is something, by the way, that I tell her on a regular basis and she says, “Well, at least you inherited it legitimately.”

So. My mother is going to Iraq. I’m still not precisely sure what she’s doing, but it has something to do with leading a team out in the field to help put democracy in place.

Personally, I think she just likes the idea of flying in there wearing a flak jacket. Wayne, on the other hand, is beside himself. The last I heard from him was an e-mail in which he mentioned her appearing on an al-Jazeera feed not once, or even twice, but three times. Okay, it was a pretty long e-mail.

It’s not that I’m not worried. When she called to tell me my father had died — I remember this vividly — I was in the grocery store, and I knew what she was going to tell me, so I sat down at the blood pressure machine. People were walking by with their shopping carts, prosaic lists in hand. I said, “Well, it’s just us now.” And it was — still is. She’s an only child; I’m an only child. Sure, I have Steve and she has Wayne, but in terms of blood relatives, there are distant cousins … really, she and I are it. Which is a long-winded way of saying that I would be devastated should something happen.

But as she likes to point out, danger is a relative term. We take our lives in our hands every single day just by getting into a car. Getting on her horses to ride can be dangerous, especially with a replaced hip. Flying somewhere is dangerous. (She also felt the need to point out that me running around in USA 57, the LandRover I drove in Freetown, after curfew with stoned 16-year old soldiers with AK47s manning the roadblocks was dangerous. I prefer not to remind myself of how stupid I was at 18.)

And here’s the thing: she’s so happy about going and doing some good that it’s hard not to be happy for her. We have made plans to meet in Jordan for her next R&R and she has just bought an iPod for the extremely spartan living conditions.

It was actually pretty cute; she called me to ask how to turn up the volume.

From the Inbox

THESE ARE FIRST PERSON NARRATIVES FROM NEW ORLEANS … NOT THE FIRST, TO BE SURE, AND NOT THE LAST …. PLEASE READ THEM (all the way through – they are long) AND ASK YOURSELVES AGAIN WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY THE UNITED STATES REALLY IS TODAY … AND, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE CITIZENS OR HAVE OTHER ACCESS OR VOICE, WHAT YOU ARE DOING – AND ARE GOING TO DO – ABOUT IT.
(No, I can not attest to their accuracy and veracity, but you will see that effort has been made by the posters to trace the origins of the posts and the claims made. I have no reason not to believe them, since the behaviors we have had reported to us repeatedly in the media reflect a level of apparent irrationality that seemed hard to accept, but these accounts explain much of that reported pattern.) thank you, Peter

______________________________

Forwarded message:

This genocide by neglect was in fact the enforcement of American Apartheid.
Not only could they have gotten people out. They forced them to stay in New Orleans. They prevented people from leaving and saving themselves.

The two live accounts below have now been traced to their sources and given a fairly high degree of credibility (keeping in mind that they are personal, and thus somewhat subjective accounts). They are long and YES, you should read them in their entirety if you want to know what country you live in…

X

From http://www.emsnetwork.org/artman/publish/article_18337.shtml

OUR KATRINA EXPERIENCE:

note: Bradshaw and Slonsky are paramedics frorm California that were attending the EMS conference in New Orleans. Larry Bradsahw is the chief shop steward, Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790; and Lorrie Beth Slonsky is steward, Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790.[California]

Two days after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, the Walgreen’s store at the corner of Royal and Iberville streets remained locked. The dairy display case was clearly visible through the widows. It was now 48 hours without electricity, running water, plumbing. The milk, yogurt, and cheeses were beginning to spoil in the 90-degree heat. The owners and managers had locked up the food, water, pampers, and prescriptions and fled the City.
Outside
Walgreen’s windows, residents and tourists grew increasingly thirsty and hungry.

The much-promised federal, state and local aid never materialized and the windows at Walgreen’s gave way to the looters. There was an alternative. The cops could have broken one small window and distributed the nuts, fruit juices, and bottle water in an organized and systematic manner. But they did not. Instead they spent hours playing cat and mouse, temporarily chasing away the looters.

We were finally airlifted out of New Orleans two days ago and arrived home yesterday (Saturday). We have yet to see any of the TV coverage or look at a newspaper. We are willing to guess that there were no video images or front-page pictures of European or affluent white tourists looting the Walgreen’s in the French Quarter.

We also suspect the media will have been inundated with “hero” images of the National Guard, the troops and the police struggling to help the “victims” of the Hurricane. What you will not see, but what we witnessed,were the real heroes and sheroes of the hurricane relief effort: the working class of New Orleans. The maintenance workers who used a fork lift to carry the sick and disabled. The engineers, who rigged, nurtured and kept the generators running. The electricians who improvised thick extension cords stretching over blocks to share the little electricity we had in order to free cars stuck on rooftop parking lots. Nurses who took over for mechanical ventilators and spent many hours on end manually forcing air into the lungs of unconscious patients to keep them alive. Doormen who rescued folks stuck in elevators. Refinery workers who broke into boat yards, “stealing” boats to rescue their neighbors clinging to their roofs in flood waters. Mechanics
who helped hot-wire any car that could be found to ferry people out of the City. And the food service workers who scoured the commercial kitchens improvising communal meals for hundreds of those stranded.

Most of these workers had lost their homes, and had not heard from members of their families, yet they stayed and provided the only infrastructure for the 20% of New Orleans that was not under water.

On Day 2, there were approximately 500 of us left in the hotels in the French Quarter. We were a mix of foreign tourists, conference attendees like ourselves, and locals who had checked into hotels for safety and shelter from Katrina. Some of us had cell phone contact with family and friends outside of

New Orleans. We were repeatedly told that all sorts of resources including the National Guard and scores of buses were pouring in to the City. The buses and the other resources must have been invisible because none of us had seen them.

We decided we had to save ourselves. So we pooled our money and came up with $25,000 to have ten buses come and take us out of the City. Those who did not have the requisite $45.00 for a ticket were subsidized by those who did have extra money. We waited for 48 hours for the buses, spending the last 12 hours standing outside, sharing the limited water, food, and clothes we had.

We created a priority boarding area for the sick, elderly and new born babies. We waited late into the night for the “imminent” arrival of the buses. The buses never arrived. We later learned that the minute the arrived to the City limits, they were commandeered by the military.

By day 4 our hotels had run out of fuel and water. Sanitation was dangerously abysmal. As the desperation and despair increased, street crime as well as water levels began to rise. The hotels turned us out and locked their doors, telling us that the “officials” told us to report to the convention center to wait for more buses. As we entered the center of the City, we finally encountered the National Guard. The Guards told us we would not be allowed into the Superdome as the City’s primary shelter had descended into a humanitarian and health hellhole. The guards further told us that the City’s only other shelter, the Convention Center, was also descending into chaos and squalor and that the police were not allowing anyone else in. Quite naturally, we asked, “If we can’t go to the only 2 shelters in the City, what was our alternative?” The guards told us that that was our problem, and no they did not have extra water to give to us. This would be the start of our numerous encounters with callous and hostile “law enforcement”.

We walked to the police command center at Harrah’s on Canal Street and were told the same thing, that we were on our own, and no they did not have water to give us. We now numbered several hundred. We held a mass meeting to decide a course of action. We agreed to camp outside the police command post. We would be plainly visible to the media and would constitute a highly visible embarrassment to the City officials. The police told us that we could not stay. Regardless, we began to settle in and set up camp. In short order, the police commander came across the street to address our group. He told us he had a solution: we should walk to the Pontchartrain Expressway and cross the greater New Orleans Bridge where the police had buses lined up to take us out of the City. The crowed cheered and began to move. We called everyone back and explained to the commander that there had been lots of misinformation and wrong information and was he sure that there were buses waiting for us. The commander turned to the crowd and stated emphatically, “I swear to you that the buses are there.”

We organized ourselves and the 200 of us set off for the bridge with great excitement and hope. As we marched pasted the convention center, many locals saw our determined and optimistic group and asked where we were headed. We told them about the great news. Families immediately grabbed their few belongings and quickly our numbers doubled and then doubled again. Babies in strollers now joined us, people using crutches, elderly clasping walkers and others people in wheelchairs. We marched the 2-3 miles to the freeway and up the steep incline to the Bridge. It now began to pour down rain, but it did not dampen our enthusiasm.

As we approached the bridge, armed Gretna sheriffs formed a line across the foot of the bridge. Before we were close enough to speak, they began firing their weapons over our heads. This sent the crowd fleeing in various directions. As the crowd scattered and dissipated, a few of us inched forward and managed to engage some of the sheriffs in conversation. We told them of our conversation with the police commander and of the commander’s assurances. The sheriffs informed us there were no buses waiting. The commander had lied to us to get us to move.

We questioned why we couldn’t cross the bridge anyway, especially as there was little traffic on the 6-lane highway. They responded that the West Bank was not going to become New Orleans and there would be no Superdomes in their City. These were code words for if you are poor and black, you are not crossing the Mississippi River and you were not getting out of New Orleans.

Our small group retreated back down Highway 90 to seek shelter from the rain under an overpass. We debated our options and in the end decided to build an encampment in the middle of the Ponchartrain Expressway on the center divide, between the O’Keefe and Tchoupitoulas exits. We reasoned we would be visible to everyone, we would have some security being on an elevated freeway and we could wait and watch for the arrival of the yet to be seen buses.

All day long, we saw other families, individuals and groups make the same trip up the incline in an attempt to cross the bridge, only to be turned away. Some chased away with gunfire, others simply told no, others to be verbally berated and humiliated. Thousands of New Orleaners were prevented and prohibited from self-evacuating the City on foot. Meanwhile, the only two City shelters sank further into squalor and disrepair. The only way across the bridge was by vehicle. We saw workers stealing trucks, buses, moving vans, semi-trucks and any car that could be hotwired. All were packed with people trying to escape the misery New Orleans had become.

Our little encampment began to blossom. Someone stole a water delivery truck and brought it up to us. Let’s hear it for looting! A mile or so down the freeway, an army truck lost a couple of pallets of C-rations on a tight turn. We ferried the food back to our camp in shopping carts. Now secure with the two necessities, food and water; cooperation, community, and creativity flowered. We organized a clean up and hung garbage bags from the rebar poles. We made beds from wood pallets and cardboard. We designated a storm drain as the bathroom and the kids built an elaborate enclosure for privacy out of plastic, broken umbrellas, and other scraps. We even organized a food recycling system where individuals could swap out parts of C-rations (applesauce for babies and candies for kids!).

This was a process we saw repeatedly in the aftermath of Katrina. When individuals had to fight to find food or water, it meant looking out for yourself only. You had to do whatever it took to find water for your kids or food for your parents. When these basic needs were met, people began to look out for each other, working together and constructing a community.

If the relief organizations had saturated the City with food and water in the first 2 or 3 days, the desperation, the frustration and the ugliness would not have set in.

Flush with the necessities, we offered food and water to passing families and individuals. Many decided to stay and join us. Our encampment grew to 80 or 90 people.

From a woman with a battery powered radio we learned that the media was talking about us. Up in full view on the freeway, every relief and news organizations saw us on their way into the City. Officials were being asked what they were going to do about all those families living up on the freeway? The officials responded they were going to take care of us.
Some of
us got a sinking feeling. “Taking care of us” had an ominous tone to it.

Unfortunately, our sinking feeling (along with the sinking City) was correct. Just as dusk set in, a Gretna Sheriff showed up, jumped out of his patrol vehicle, aimed his gun at our faces, screaming, “Get off the fucking freeway”. A helicopter arrived and used the wind from its blades to blow away our flimsy structures. As we retreated, the sheriff loaded up his truck with our food and water.

Once again, at gunpoint, we were forced off the freeway. All the law enforcement agencies appeared threatened when we congregated or congealed into groups of 20 or more. In every congregation of “victims” they saw “mob” or “riot”. We felt safety in numbers. Our “we must stay together” was impossible because the agencies would force us into small atomized groups.

In the pandemonium of having our camp raided and destroyed, we scattered once again. Reduced to a small group of 8 people, in the dark, we sought refuge in an abandoned school bus, under the freeway on Cilo Street. We were hiding from possible criminal elements but equally and definitely, we were hiding from the police and sheriffs with their martial law, curfew and shoot-to-kill policies.

The next days, our group of 8 walked most of the day, made contact with New Orleans Fire Department and were eventually airlifted out by an urban search and rescue team. We were dropped off near the airport and managed to catch a ride with the National Guard. The two young guardsmen apologized for the limited response of the Louisiana guards. They explained that a large section of their unit was in Iraq and that meant they were shorthanded and were unable to complete all the tasks they were assigned.

We arrived at the airport on the day a massive airlift had begun. The airport had become another Superdome. We 8 were caught in a press of humanity as flights were delayed for several hours while George Bush landed briefly at the airport for a photo op. After being evacuated on a coast guard cargo plane, we arrived in San Antonio, Texas.

There the humiliation and dehumanization of the official relief effort continued. We were placed on buses and driven to a large field where we were forced to sit for hours and hours. Some of the buses did not have air-conditioners. In the dark, hundreds if us were forced to share two filthy overflowing porta-potties. Those who managed to make it out with any possessions (often a few belongings in tattered plastic bags) we were subjected to two different dog-sniffing searches.

Most of us had not eaten all day because our C-rations had been confiscated at the airport because the rations set off the metal detectors. Yet, no food had been provided to the men, women, children, elderly, disabled as they sat for hours waiting to be “medically screened” to make sure we were not carrying any communicable diseases.

This official treatment was in sharp contrast to the warm, heart-felt reception given to us by the ordinary Texans. We saw one airline worker give her shoes to someone who was barefoot. Strangers on the street offered us money and toiletries with words of welcome. Throughout, the official relief effort was callous, inept, and racist.

There was more suffering than need be.

Lives were lost that did not need to be lost.

***

From Dailykos.com:

What REALLY happened in New Orleans: Denise Moore’s story [UPDATED] by
ch2
Tue Sep 6th, 2005 at 18:14:36 PDT

I have never posted a diary before, almost never comment, but instead lurk and read…

But I was compelled to share this email forwarded to me: a gripping account of what REALLY happened.

“They all believed they were sent to the Convention Center to die !”

* ch2′s diary :: ::
*

Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 10:13 AM
Subject: a survivor’s story: Katrina in New Orleans

I heard from my aunt last night that my cousin Denise made it out of New Orleans; she’s at her brother’s in Baton Rouge. from what she told me:

Her mother, a licensed practical nurse, was called in to work on Sunday night at Memorial Hospital (historically known as Baptist Hospital to those of us from N.O.). Denise decided to stay with her mother, her niece and grandniece (who is 2 years old); she figured they’d be safe at the hospital.
they went to Baptist, and had to wait hours to be assigned a room to sleep in; after they were finally assigned a room, two white nurses suddenly arrived after the cut-off time (time to be assigned a room), and Denise and her family were booted out; their room was given up to the new nurses. Denise was furious, and rather than stay at Baptist, decided to walk home (several blocks away) to ride out the storm at her mother’s apartment. Her mother stayed at the hospital.

She described it as the scariest time in her life. 3 of the rooms in the apartment (there are only 4) caved in. ceilings caved in, walls caved in.
she huddled under a mattress in the hall. she thought she would die from either the storm or a heart attack. after the storm passed, she went back to Baptist to seek shelter (this was Monday). it was also scary at Baptist; the electricity was out, they were running on generators, there was no air conditioning. Tuesday the levees broke, and water began rising. they moved patients upstairs, saw boats pass by on what used to be streets. they were told that they would be evacuated, that buses were coming. then they were told they would have to walk to the nearest intersection, Napoleon and S. Claiborne, to await the buses. they waded out in hip-deep water, only to stand at the intersection, on the neutral ground (what y’all call the median) for 3 1/2 hours. the buses came and took them to the Ernest Memorial Convention Center. (yes, the convention center you’ve all seen on TV.)

Denise said she thought she was in hell. they were there for 2 days, with no water, no food. no shelter. Denise, her mother (63 years old), her niece (21 years old), and 2-year-old grandniece. when they arrived, there were already thousands of people there. they were told that buses were coming. police drove by, windows rolled up, thumbs up signs.
national guard trucks rolled by, completely empty, soldiers with guns cocked and aimed at them. nobody stopped to drop off water. a helicopter dropped a load of water, but all the bottles exploded on impact due to the height of the helicopter.

the first day (Wednesday) 4 people died next to her. the second day
(Thursday) 6 people died next to her. Denise told me the people around her all thought they had been sent there to die. again, nobody stopped. the only buses that came were full; they dropped off more and more people, but nobody was being picked up and taken away. they found out that those being dropped off had been rescued from rooftops and attics; they got off the buses delirious from lack of water and food. completely dehydrated. the crowd tried to keep them all in one area; Denise said the new arrivals had mostly lost their minds. they had gone crazy.

inside the convention center, the place was one huge bathroom. in order to shit, you had to stand in other people’s shit. the floors were black and slick with shit. most people stayed outside because the smell was so bad.
but outside wasn’t much better: between the heat, the humidity, the lack of water, the old and very young dying from dehydration… and there was no place to lay down, not even room on the sidewalk. they slept outside Wednesday night, under an overpass.

Denise said yes, there were young men with guns there. but they organized the crowd. they went to Canal Street and “looted,” and brought back food and water for the old people and the babies, because nobody had eaten in days. When the police rolled down windows and yelled out “the buses are coming,” the young men with guns organized the crowd in order: old people in front, women and children next, men in the back. just so that when the buses came, there would be priorities of who got out first.

Denise said the fights she saw between the young men with guns were fist fights. she saw them put their guns down and fight rather than shoot up the crowd. but she said that there were a handful of people shot in the convention center; their bodies were left inside, along with other dead babies and old people.

Denise said the people thought there were being sent there to die. lots of people being dropped off, nobody being picked up. cops passing by, speeding off. national guard rolling by with guns aimed at them. and yes, a few men shot at the police, because at a certain point all the people thought the cops were coming to hurt them, to kill them all. she saw a young man who had stolen a car speed past, cops in pursuit; he crashed the car, got out and ran, and the cops shot him in the back. in front of the whole crowd. she saw many groups of people decide that they were going to walk across the bridge to the west bank, and those same groups would return, saying that they were met at the top of the bridge by armed police ordering them to turn around, that they weren’t allowed to leave.

so they all believed they were sent there to die. Denise’s niece found a pay phone, and kept trying to call her mother’s boyfriend in Baton Rouge, and finally got through and told him where they were. the boyfriend, and Denise’s brother, drove down from Baton Rouge and came and got them.

they had to bribe a few cops, and talk a few into letting them into the city (“come on, man, my 2-year-old niece is at the Convention Center!”), then they took back roads to get to them.

after arriving at my other cousin’s apartment in Baton Rouge, they saw the images on TV, and couldn’t believe how the media was portraying the people of New Orleans. she kept repeating to me on the phone last night: make sure you tell everybody that they left us there to die. nobody came. those young men with guns were protecting us. if it wasn’t for them, we wouldn’t have had the little water and food they had found.

that’s Denise Moore’s story.

Lisa C. Moore
Update [2005-9-6 22:51:57 by ch2]:: The accounts rang true to me, and I’m a professional skeptic (a scientist), but I respect anyone who wants to approach these stories carefully. I’m initiating an email trackdown of Lisa Moore. If I get a confirmation, I will urge the original author (Lisa Moore), or better yet the survivor herself (Denise Moore), to post at Daily Kos. peace, ch2. Update [2005-9-6 23:25 by ch2]:Claude B in the comments found the same story in “LibĂ©ration”, a French newspaper. They have additional information about the Moore family. Here’s my translation:

The Moore family is large and long established creole Catholic family in New Orleans, the Moores are musicians – Deacon John (Moore) is the most famous one of them – professors, nurses… Their houses are now submerged by flooding, and most of them have lost everything following Katrina’s passage.
Lisa Moore, editor (Redbone press), has collected the testimony of her
43
year-old cousin, Denise Moore, once an education counselor, now a refugee in Baton Rouge. Here is her tale of a dive into Hell.

Update [2005-9-6 23:39 by ch2]: RedBone Press is a Black lesbian-owned publishing house dedicated to publishing the work of black lesbian writers, and Lisa Moore is indeed the editor. The url below is their webpage and they have a message board. Anyone interested in getting in touch with Lisa to suggest she share her story with the media ?

http://www.femmenoir.net/RedbonePress.htm

Congealed Camel Pee

Got your attention with that, didn’t I?

Cruising around Boing Boing this afternoon when I saw this handy-dandy guide to making chai in the microwave.

It reminded me of my father’s method of making chai in the microwave, which he perfected years ago. (Though I have to confess that the version above sounds infinitely more palatable.)

Put tap water and a tea bag into your favorite cup. (The cup in question was an enormous thing with the Democratic donkey and Republican doing Unspeakable Things with each other, and was a gift from my grandfather on the day my father became an American citizen.)

Microwave for two minutes.

Forget about for half an hour.

Remember. Add two tablets of saccharine and a healthy slug of condensed milk.

Microwave for two minutes.

Forget about for half an hour.

Remember.

Microwave for two minutes.

You get the picture. This cycle could go on for ages–and really, more than anything, speaks to a true melding of East vs. West: the time-saving convenience of a microwave and the unhurried preparation of tea on Indian time.

But whatever the culture, the result was a thick, almost gelatinous, mixture of dark brown sludge that my mother used to call congealed camel pee.

Concentration Camps for Trees

“Psst, have you seen Ernie?” one pinus contorta whispers to another.

The second pinus contorta rustles his needles and looks around. “No, where’d he go?”

“Well …. I heard he got …. bonsaid.

A sharp intake of breath. All the trees still. Even the wind hushes. The horror, the sheer unmitigated horror.

Ernie got bonsaid.

Steve wants to take a bonsai class. There’s a place in the neighborhood that sells bonsai and has in-depth workshops on how to create bonsai. But I have to be honest: they make me uncomfortable. It’s like reading about grown men getting castrated, healthy people being sent to the gas chamber, people whose limbs are broken so they never grow back straight. Stunted and twisted on purpose. They’re so unnatural, dwarfed miniature replicas of themselves, like women who get plastic surgery to look like Barbie. They give me the creeps.

But I seem to be the minority here. In fact, the Puget Sound area even has a stolen bonsai registry. Their copy is great. “Bonsai Theft is not a popular subject, and is not widely discussed, but like many other societal problems is a reality.” But here, go ahead and read for yourself.

On Mange

Have I mentioned that Harry has mange? Caused by Demodex mites, the kind of mange he has is noncontagious, but hard to treat. At this point, he’s getting a shot every two weeks and a dip on alternating weeks. So off to the vet this morning. Woohoo!

Friday, thank God

It’s been a long week.

I’m feeling guilty because I stuck Harry outside for the day, and am worried about his little wussified rear end freezing. Speaking of Harry, Steve has started the “Let Them Swing” campaign. He doesn’t have much time since the dog’s scheduled for a little snippity snip on Monday. Here is the current list of arguments:

“He can’t reach anything–what’s he going to do, impregnate the ground?”

“I would welcome any puppies he sired into the house because you know they’d be freak dogs.”

“How would you feel if your balls were cut off?” (Hmmmph, if I had balls, we wouldn’t be together and having this conversation.)

“It’s cruel.”

And finally, the kicker:

“You just want to get him fixed because you’re a Democrat.”

Back to Election Fraud

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Study finds Fla. ‘ghost’ e-votes
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